Sunday, August 20, 2006

All Hail The King Of Poundland

In a rather bizzare investigation it turns out that shops such as Poundland and Furnitureland are in fact sovereign states with their own laws, leaders and language. Soon you will need a passport and in the case of Pet Food Kingdom, a visa, just to shop there. Theme parks are also following suit and announcing independency from the United Kingdom.

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At 11:22 am, Blogger hatchris said...

I presume from the insignia over the door that the Poundland King wears an ivy wreath, a bit like the Roman Emporers?

At 12:47 pm, Blogger big dave said...

Yes, Thats true. Also the currency is the poundland pound (£) and even though £1 (PL) = £1 (sterling) the PL £ seems to stretch a lot further.

At 3:22 pm, Blogger hatchris said...

Yes! Everything IS one pound!
Though I think you are getting muddled up with Poundstretchers :-p

At 5:11 pm, Blogger big dave said...

Stretch probably wasn't the right word, but double bill dvd's are only a pound at poundland, and things that you can pick up tennis balls with. You wouldn't get that in a British shop.


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