Everyone's Friend

You may have never met him in person but he is still almost undoubtably your friend. He's been there from the beginning and no matter how bad you are there will always be one person who will stand by you and not be embarresed to be associated with you. He's not religious but his face is recognisable to millions of people world wide. Yes, its Tom from MySpace! Now maybe he wouldnt mind turning round and facing the right way for once.