Dustin The Turkey

Oh I come from a nation,
What knows how to write a song,
Oh Europe where or where did it all go wrong?
Come on!

Irelande douze points!

Drag acts and bad acts and Terry Wogan’s wig
Mad acts and sad acts, it was Johnny Logan’s gig

Shake your feathers and pop your beak,
Shake 'em to the West and to the East,
Wave Euro hands and Euro feet,
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat.

Irelande douze points, (x3)
Do the funky beat.

G O B gobble B L E Yeah!

Hello Abba, hello Bono, hello Helsinki,
Ola Prague, hello sailor, c'est la vie,
Alvida sein Mama-Mia, and God Save the Queen,
Bonjoir Serbia, good day Austria,
You know what I mean?

Shake your feathers and pop your beak,
Shake 'em to the West and to the East,
Wave Euro hands and Euro feet,
Wiggle to the edge of the turkey beat.

Irelande douze points, (x3) (fart)
Irelande douze points, (x3)
Do the funky beat.
Come on!

Give us another chance,
We’re sorry for Riverdance,
Sure Flately he’s a Yank,
And the Danube flows through France,
Block voting, shock voting,
Give your 12 today,
You’re all invited to Dublin, Ireland,
And we’ll party the Shamrock way.

Irelande douze points, (x5)
Do the funky beat.
Come on!

Irelande douze points, (x2)

Eastern Europe we love you,
Do you like Irish stew?
Or goulash as it is to you?

Shake your feathers!

Listen Bulgaria we love you,
Belarus, Georgia, Montenegro,
Moldavia, Albania, Croatia,
Poland, Russia, Ukraine,
Macedonia, Love you Turkey,
Hungary, Estonia, Slovakia,
Armenia, Bosnia Herzegovina,
And don’t forget the Swiss!