Monday, May 08, 2006

World Cup Knock Out

Here is an exclusive announcement of 23 players who wont be selected in Sven's England squal going to Germany

Goal Keepers:
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
King Og of Bashan
John Lesley

Defenders:
John Wesley
Earnie Shavers
Ransford Goodluck
David Sheffield
Barry Chuckle
Pinky Le Grelle
Sponge Bob Square Pants
Anju Bobby George

Midfielders:
Urriah the Hittite
Boris Johnson
Poppy
Dingham
Ray Slijngaard (from 2unlimited)
Count Nicholas Ludwig vin Zinzendorf
Ronald Regan Junior
Tariq Aziz

Strikers:
Paul Chuckle
Sally Gunnell
Emile Heskey

13 Comments:

At 6:36 pm, Blogger Martin said...

You forgot Theo Walc... oh, hang on a minute.

I think Nusrat would make a good keeper. Shame he's dead. And not English.

 
At 7:20 pm, Blogger Katie said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
:)

 
At 10:28 pm, Blogger big dave said...

yeah there's a few dead/fictional characters in there.

 
At 10:36 pm, Blogger Martin said...

I believe you also left out you and me, due to our retirements from international football four years ago. And that Andy Cole, who jumped on our bandwagon of stroppy nose-to-spite-face-cutting-off.

 
At 11:45 am, Blogger big dave said...

I'm in there, just next to Guyanian international rifle shooter Ransford Goodluck.

But yes I have retired from international football just incase Sven didn't realise I'm not available for selection.

 
At 11:32 pm, Blogger hatchris said...

Personally I think King Og of bashan would make an excellent replacement for Rayne Wooney....

 
At 6:11 pm, Blogger Martin said...

I think Andy Cole will be distraught that you have excluded him from the team who won't be going, and promptly announce his comeback from retirement.

 
At 9:50 pm, Blogger big dave said...

If he does that then I might have to follow suit... you?

 
At 8:29 pm, Blogger Martin said...

Well, I've not played for England before, or even in the Premiership, and I can't get in the Arsenal team. So I think I've got the perfect credentials.

 
At 1:46 pm, Blogger hatchris said...

"Well, I've not played for England before, or even in the Premiership, and I can't get in the Arsenal team. So I think I've got the perfect credentials."

Hahaha

And I've seen Theo Walcott play - in a cup semi final no less. Does that make me more qualified to be England manager than Sven?

 
At 4:46 pm, Blogger big dave said...

I you were only allowed to pick players you had seen play then what would your England XI be?

hmmm... might use this as my next blog.

 
At 4:38 pm, Blogger Martin said...

What semi-final was that? The Inter-Small-Places-Just-Outside-Southampton Cup, Chandlers Ford vs. North Baddesley?

 
At 9:34 pm, Blogger hatchris said...

IN that case Dave, it's definitely: Steve Bull for England! The time is right for a recall.

And Martin, it was the FA CUP semi final I'll have you know! Well, OK, FA youth cup, anyway.

Wolves lost! Which was OK, because I was surrounded by Southampton fans.

 

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