Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Heshua? Bless You

Conversation in the pub last night

Girl walks into the bar while I am enjoying a cup of tea and watching the Manchester United game. She is about 16, has cigarette in one hand, pint in the other and speaks in high pitched chavvy way.

Girl (Walks into pub): Wassa score?
Me: 2-0 to United.
Girl: Who scored?
Me: O'Shea and Scholes.
Girl (leaning forwards with puzzled look): Who?
Me: O'Shea and Scholes.
Girl: Heshoo?
Me: O'Shea.
Girl (looking very puzzled now): Heshua?
Me (and several others): O'Shea!
Girl: I support Man U but I ain't heard of 'im.
Me: John O'Shea...
Girl: Who's the other one?
Me: Paul Scholes.
Girl: I know Wayne Rooney and David Beckham but he works for Real Madrid now.
(Girl pauses while looking proud of herself)
Girl: So who scored? Paul Heshua and John What?
Barman: Do you have ID for that pint?
(Escorts her out)

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At 6:15 pm, Blogger Martin said...

To be completely fair to this halfwit, most of the Manchester United fans I know would be hard-pressed to name John O'Shea

At 10:40 pm, Blogger Jonny:) said...

dude, did you relise that if you google me, your blog is the 4th linik to come up???

At 8:13 am, Blogger big dave said...

Thats what I get for seemingly pointlessly putting in your surname when every one else is just first name!

At 1:07 pm, Blogger The Frumplingtons said...

If she comes back, whatever you do, don't sign her up for the Pub Quiz.

At 9:03 am, Blogger big dave said...

Actually I heard she was quite good on ancient Greek philosophy

At 7:50 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You were drinking tea in a bar?

At 9:17 am, Blogger big dave said...

so.... its not the first (or last) time


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