Day Of The Traffords

Highlight from Chris and Rachel's wedding:

Minister: (reading vows for Rach to repeat) As Christ loved the church,
Rach: (silence)
Minister: (louder and more deliberate) As Christ loved the church,
Rach: (pauses) That's wrong!
Minister: (glances at service sheet) Oh, it is wrong!

afterwards

Minister: (sympathetically pats Chris on shoulder) She doesn't miss a thing, does she!