I've Got A Job

I've got a job.
What is it?
I'm a meteorologist.
How's it going?
It's looking up.

I've got a job.
What is it?
I write for a weekly magazine.
How's it going?
It has its issues.

I've got a job.
What is it?
Manufacturing surfaces which shops use to serve customers.
How's it going?
It's a bit counter-productive.

I applied for a job.
What is it?
Working for Citroen
How did it go?
For some reason I had to send 2CVs.

I've got a new job.
What is it?
Clearing leaves.
Is it well paid?
I'm raking it in.

I've got a job.
What is it?
I bring insects in from across the border.
How's it going?
Its an important job.

I've got a job.
What is it?
I'm a binary encoder.
How's it going?
I get 10 day weekends

I've got a job.
What is it?
Swearing very rudely at people who ask me how its going.
Hows it going?
I'm not very good at it yet.

I've got a job.
What is it?
I'm a large, highly vascular lymphoid organ, lying in the human body below the diaphragm, serving to store blood, disintegrate old blood cells, filter foreign substances from the blood, and produce lymphocytes.
How's it going?
Spleen-did.

I've got a job.
What is it?
Doing magic tricks with 3 playing cards.
How's it going?
It's no big deal.

I've got a job.
What is it?
Growing Genetically Modified salad.
How's it going?
Great - I get a huge celery.

I've got a job.
What is it?
Driving for Williams F1 team.
How's it going?
Could be Wurz.

I've got a job.
What is it?
Training Medieval Jousters.
How's it going?
I have to work knights.