Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Taking The [Drugs Test Sample]

Sir Matthew Pincent talks tonight on BBC's Inside Sport show about how difficult it will be to catch athletes on performance enhancing drugs.

Maybe the reason its so difficult to catch them is because they are going so fast...
Perhaps the testers need to be on perfomance enhancing drugs themselves?

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Monday, February 18, 2008

Une Plaisanterie (A Joke)

Il y a deux chats. Le chat de francais s'appelle Un Deux Trois et le chat d'anglais s'appelle One Two Three.

Les deux chats prennent une course de natation dans la piscine.

Le chat d'anglais finition très rapidement mais le chat de français n'a pas fini parce que le chat Un Deux Trois n'a pas pu nager.


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Monday, February 04, 2008

What Were You Thinking As You Walked Into That Tree?

As I was thinking about Jeremy Beadle who sadly died last week, I remembered back to when You’ve Been Framed was a great show (Harry Hill has since made it watchable again – c’mon admit it, people falling over is funny). ...“Next time, the star of the show could be you”... They used to have a studio audience and occasionally one of the people in the clips would be in the crowd and Jeremy would interview them: “So what were you thinking just before you walked into that tree / fell into the swimming pool / got hit in the crotch”... brilliant.

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