Wednesday, April 16, 2008


While searching for an old e-mail containing a photo of a friend dressed as a shepherd in a pub I came across these beauties...

My wife's gone to the West Indies
No, she went of her own accord.

My wife's gone to Northern Italy
I should think so, we've been married for 20 years.

My wife's had an accident on a volcano
No. She broke her leg.

My wife's gone mad in Venezuela
Yes, absolutely loopy.

My wife's gone to the botanical gardens.
Yes, it was rather busy.

My wife's gone to Malawi
Yes, about 5000 miles.

My wife's gone on a singing tour of South Korea
No, R&B with a touch of Rock & Roll.

My wife went to a very bad concert in South East Asia
Terrible. And the rest of the band was even worse.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008


Here are some pictures from the Facebook group Signs That Fascinate And Intrigue.

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Do You Have Chills?

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Man Flu

At lunch today I admitted to having a cold but when asked why I didn't go home I said there was nothing to do there. So they suggested...
- enjoy peace and tranquillity
- learn how to do up my house and then sell it by watching day time television
- make a collage out of pictures from the Argos catalogue
- spider solitaire
- write a will
- plan my funeral

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How many cannibals could your body feed?
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