Cheese

Seen on the Live Text on the BBC Sport Website before the Champions League Quarter Final Draw. This one comes from Caroline Cheese.

I love football. But if there's one thing I love more than football, it's a football draw. And I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say today's will shake the world to its very core.

I Belong To Jesus

And I thought that players were not allowed to be owned by 3rd parties...